Magic: the Parody

thomass a écrit:Antoine, the Cocks minion

Legendary creature - Goblin underling

: draft the worst deck ever
: target opponent manaflood
: target opponent manadeath
: target opponent mulligans

you cannot lose the game and your opponent cannot win the game if he controls "Tom, Master Trashtalker Wannabe"

2/1

"T'inquietes pas! J'ai un plan...." Antoine.

Même faire une carte fictive semble être un challenge pour toi.

Unescapable Fate Of The Team Draft

Legendary Enchantement

You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game if you're from Bruxelles and they are from Liège.
Whenever a player from Liège controls Bruno, Apprentice Drafter, destroy Unescapable Fate Of The Team Draft.

"Arrête, c'est des fishs, ils essaient de nous mindtricker et ils croient qu'on va marcher. Il l'a pas sa wrath!"
"Bon je wrath et je pose mon spoiler. On a déjà 5 wins ?"

Bruno, Apprentice Drafter

Legendary Creature: Cocks Minion

You can't play any spell that could be synergistic with another spell you have played before.
Whenever you should draw a card, you may search your library for any card and put it into your hand instead. If you do, you have to say "Bim, topdeck!", and play it.

2/3

"C'est de la bombe, mon deck!"
- Bruno, Apprentice Drafter

Swap, the Mastermind

Legendary Creature - Veldaken Mastermind Wizard

Phasing, shroud

When Swap the Mastermind comes into play, target opponents cannot win the game

When Swap the Mastermind leaves play, target opponents can win the game

: Swap, the Mastermind becomes a 2/4 Human Romanian Bard

: Swap, the Mastermind's controller wins a Pro Tour

"Quoi, il faut swapper les decks?" -- Swap, the apprentice deckbuilder

1/4

Mr. Marc, Avatar of Infinite Rage

Legendary Creature - Barbarian Human Warrior

Cannot be countered

Madness

Haste, trample, provoke, flanking, first strike, protection from blue, protection from control

Mr. Marc, Avatar of Infinite Rage deals 3 damage to target player or creature. Damage cannot be prevented. A creature dealt damage this way cannot be regenerated

Mr. Marc, Avatar of Infinite Rage deals 6 damage divided as you choose among any number of target white and/or blue creatures and/or players


"J'aime la couture, le crochet, le tricot et la broderie" --Mr. Marc, Avatar of Infinite Rage

7/1

Polype, In Short... (4)

Artefact

7: Play more, take a extra turn after this one.
4: Play better, ask the worst noob in the room what's the right play.
1, Sacrifice Polype, In Short... See the world, you are alowed to take a 2 minutes break to go to the restrooms while your oppenent can't leave his seat.

"Qui me parle ?"

U

Instant

Darrasbrainlagstorm

Storm
Flashback
Buyback U

Look at the top 33 cards of you library put them back in any order.

Please finish your turn, there are 5 additional turns after this one.

ENORME le DARAS!

Bearded Arbiter's Spellbook

Artifact

Players can only communicate in English

"Ouate is ze cavaliou? -- Bearded Arbiter"

Swap a écrit:

U

Instant

Darrasbrainlagstorm

Storm
Flashback
Buyback U

Look at the top 33 cards of you library put them back in any order.

Please finish your turn, there are 5 additional turns after this one.

+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!

Bernardo the infinite gamer :UUUU

Flash

When you cast Bernardo the infinite gamer from your hand you can counter target spell.
UG : counter target creature spell
UW: counter target sorcery spell
UR: counter target instant spell
UB: counter target activated ability
2: counter target artifact spell
0 : phasing

If any permanent with the text "can't be countered" comes into play, exile it instead.

If Bernardo the infinite gamer is in play you can't win the game before time in round three.

0/1

le Darras m'a fait délirer

Polype's Glasses
ocean covered artefact
if you keep a one land hand, search in you library for 2 basic lands and put them on top of you library in any order.
if an opponent played a card called High Tide, sacrifice Polype's Glasses.

"LE Polype?"

je veux mettre fin a cette rumeur absurde - je n'aime que le crochet

..... et HSM's rage bien sur (merci nico)

Phillipe Verdaube, The Obvious One.

Cost: 1

Creature artefact: Golem

Protection from white.

Phillipe Verdaube, The Obvious One, canot attack the turn he comes into play.
Phillipe Verdaube, The Obvious One, does die if a player succefully cast Wrath of god.
Phillipe Verdaube, The Obvious One, has a force egal to his force and a toughness egal to his toughness.
At the beginning of your untap step, untap Phillipe Verdaube, The Obvious One, unless a effect say otherwise.

1/1

Een, twee, drie, vier, outchevan outchevan... The golem.

Emilien, the Wild Arbiter





Planeswalker -- Emilien


+0: Emilien, the Wild Arbiter organizes a Cube Draft

+1: Emilien, the Wild Arbiter makes a right ruling in a tournament

+2: Emilien, the wouilde arbiteur méque a raïte rouling during un tournoi ouize cavaliou 8 en anglishe

-1: Target player gets a Warning

-2: Target player gets a Game loss

-3: Target player gets a Match loss

-4: Target player is DQ from the tournament

-5: Target player is banned for life

-6: target player becomes a certified DCI level 1 judge



Loyalty counters: 4

CENSURED

Monky, the Rotlung Lich





Legendary Creature -- Ogre Zombie Lord


Trample, Swampwalk, flanking

Comes into play tapped. Monky, the Rotlung Lich cannot fly. Whenever Monky, the Rotlung Lich gets flying, sacrifice it at end of turn


When Monky, the Rotlung Lich comes into play, put a -1/-1 disease token on each creature in play

When Monky, the Rotlung Lich leaves play, remove all -1/-1 disease token from each creature in play

During each upkeep, put a -1/-1 disease token on each creature in play. Whenever a creature with a disease token is put in a graveyard, put a 2/2 Zombie minion token in play

:: : Monky, the Rotlung Lich deals :: damage to target creature or player where :: is the number of swamps you control

Sacrifice Monky, the Rotlung Lich: put X 0/1 colorless worms token into play


5/5

Vous avez pris Hugoken comme admin finalement ?

neilerua a écrit:CENSURED

?????

neilerua a écrit:CENSURED

Dernière édition par neilerua le Lun 12 Juil 2010 - 21:36, édité 1 fois

En même temps, si les gens se censurent eux même, on peut pas y faire grand chose

c'était une carte xxl

Johan Dewez, Emperor of Auvelais


Legendary Creature -- Goblin Lord


Protection from Swap, Protection from varicelle, provoke, fear, persist, affinity to beer


Johan Dewez, King of Auvelais comes into play with two beer tokens on it

: sacrifice one beer token, Johan Dewez, King of Auvelais gets +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn. At the end of turn, put two beer counters on it.

Whenever Johan Dewez, King of Auvelais has five-six beer tokens on it, remove it from the game


"Vous avez pissé dans la bouteille? Mais vous êtes vraiment une bande de barakis" -- Johan Dewez

"Il me sort un deck de je ne sais où, le deck bravo! Voilà, je vais l'appeler le deck bravo!" -- Johan Dewez

"Tu crois qu'y a moyen de jouer contre Budde? Le Gros Budde, ce gros porc??" -- Johan Dewez

"C'est cool le chômage" -- Johan Dewez

"A booster draft for a nationals ? Sorry no ,of course it's a good way to see skills of players but it's also a big question of luck !!!" -- Johan Dewez, 1998



0/0

Wallonia, Matrix of Mediocrity


Enchant World

When Wallonia, Matrix of Mediocrity comes into play, your life total becomes 0 (so, you become a nolife). You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. If you would gain life, put a 0/1 Registered User apprentice wizard minion colorless token into play under your control. Whenever you're dealt damage, sacrifice that many Registered User apprentice wizard minion colorless token you control. When Wallonia, Matrix of Mediocrity leaves the battlefield or whenever there are no more Registered User apprentice wizard minion colorless token under your control, you lose the game.

Whenever the game ends as a draw, you lose the game


"j'avoue que j ai commencé différemment que la plupart des autres joueurs. J'ai tout de suite commencé en étant un "bon joueur", en tout cas un peu meilleur que la plupart des autres" -- Avatar of Mediocrity

Ton temps ne doit pas valoir grand chose mon cher polype.
A croire que tu as été traumatisé à vie. Je sais que je suis ton sujet de discussion préféré mais faudrait un jour penser à passer à autre chose.

Cherche toi une meuf ou un mec, selon tes goûts. Tu verras, ça change une vie.