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Magic: the Parody
Sur son blog Sperling Grove, Matt Sperling a publié un article dans lequelle il crée des cartes maisons, parfois au vitriol et avec nombre de références, de divers pros, personnalités ou phénomènes de Magic the Gathering (jetez un œil à l'article si vous ne saisissez pas le concept). Je propose la même chose ici, avec une limitation : pas de carte pour se représenter soi-même (c'est pas l'Invitational ici). Tout le reste est possible et encouragé, tant que c'est drôle.
Emmanuelle et Emilien- Judge
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Date d'inscription : 22/04/2009
Re: Magic: the Parody
un lien vers le blog en question n'aurait sans doute pas été superflu (j'ai la flemme de googlesier)
Nico Truc- Nombre de messages : 6408
Date d'inscription : 09/03/2009
Age : 47
Localisation : niveau 39
Re: Magic: the Parody
Suffit de cliquer sur "un article".
Par contre, j'ai arrêté de lire après 30 sec, c'est pleins de clin d'yeux pour acharnés pur et dur visiblement.
Par contre, j'ai arrêté de lire après 30 sec, c'est pleins de clin d'yeux pour acharnés pur et dur visiblement.
Anax84- Nombre de messages : 3578
Date d'inscription : 07/05/2010
Age : 39
Localisation : Bruxelles
Re: Magic: the Parody
Alexandre Darras UUUUUUUUUUWG
Legendary Creature - Human Druid with Beard
5: put two Carapils colorless tokens 0/1 into play.
8UUU: Alexandre Darras takes 5 minutes to think. Target oppponent cannot play any spells or effects that turn. Play this ability only as a sorcery
10UU: Current game ends as a draw
Protection from haste, Protection from non-alcoholic beverages
"Vos gueules bordel, c'est DCI!!!!"
1/2
Legendary Creature - Human Druid with Beard
5: put two Carapils colorless tokens 0/1 into play.
8UUU: Alexandre Darras takes 5 minutes to think. Target oppponent cannot play any spells or effects that turn. Play this ability only as a sorcery
10UU: Current game ends as a draw
Protection from haste, Protection from non-alcoholic beverages
"Vos gueules bordel, c'est DCI!!!!"
1/2
polype- Nombre de messages : 1969
Date d'inscription : 09/03/2009
Re: Magic: the Parody
Très très bon
Blague à part je kifferais qu'Alex nous fasse un blog.
Blague à part je kifferais qu'Alex nous fasse un blog.
Swap- Nombre de messages : 2967
Date d'inscription : 09/03/2009
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Gaetan Lefebvre
legendary creature: human cheater
as long as Gaetan Lefebvre is in play, you may play the cards in your sideboard as if they wereon your knees in your hand.
1/1
legendary creature: human cheater
as long as Gaetan Lefebvre is in play, you may play the cards in your sideboard as if they were
1/1
Dernière édition par Nico Truc le Ven 9 Juil - 20:39, édité 1 fois
Nico Truc- Nombre de messages : 6408
Date d'inscription : 09/03/2009
Age : 47
Localisation : niveau 39
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Bloodbraid Reinout
creature: human berserker
haste
When you play this spell, search in your library for a nonland card that costs 3 or less. You may play it without paying its mana cost.
3/2
creature: human berserker
haste
When you play this spell, search in your library for a nonland card that costs 3 or less. You may play it without paying its mana cost.
3/2
Dernière édition par Nico Truc le Ven 9 Juil - 20:40, édité 1 fois
Nico Truc- Nombre de messages : 6408
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Casual Nico
Legendary creature: human wizard
When Casual Nico enter the battlefield, opponent wonder which kind of weird deck he is playing.
You can search for a sorcery card in your library which cost minimum 8 mana and that nobody remember. You can play this card for free and explain it for the hundredht times...
"What is this card doing again?
- RTFC
- it's a asian one "
1/1
Legendary creature: human wizard
When Casual Nico enter the battlefield, opponent wonder which kind of weird deck he is playing.
You can search for a sorcery card in your library which cost minimum 8 mana and that nobody remember. You can play this card for free and explain it for the hundredht times...
"What is this card doing again?
- RTFC
- it's a asian one "
1/1
Dernière édition par MatF le Ven 9 Juil - 11:38, édité 1 fois
MatF- Nombre de messages : 1424
Date d'inscription : 10/11/2009
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Raph's Shaker
artefact
: put a Liquid Sugar counter on Raph's Shaker
: put a Mint counter on Raph's Shaker
: put a Sparkling Water counter on Raph's Shaker
: put an Ice counter on Raph's Shaker
: put a Rhum counter on Raph's Shaker
when Raph's Shaker has a Liquid Sugar, a Mint, a Sparkling Water, an Ice and a Rhum counter on it, sacrifice it. Put a Mojito artefact token onto the battlefield.
Champion's Secret
Enchantment
if you control a Mojito artefact token, you win the game.
artefact
: put a Liquid Sugar counter on Raph's Shaker
: put a Mint counter on Raph's Shaker
: put a Sparkling Water counter on Raph's Shaker
: put an Ice counter on Raph's Shaker
: put a Rhum counter on Raph's Shaker
when Raph's Shaker has a Liquid Sugar, a Mint, a Sparkling Water, an Ice and a Rhum counter on it, sacrifice it. Put a Mojito artefact token onto the battlefield.
Champion's Secret
Enchantment
if you control a Mojito artefact token, you win the game.
Dernière édition par Nico Truc le Ven 9 Juil - 20:41, édité 1 fois
Nico Truc- Nombre de messages : 6408
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Age : 47
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Champion's acidic puke
Sorcery
Champion's acidic puke deals X damage to target creature or player where X is the number of Raph's shakers in all players' graveyard
"Blooâârf" -- Aurélien Duboisson
Sorcery
Champion's acidic puke deals X damage to target creature or player where X is the number of Raph's shakers in all players' graveyard
"Blooâârf" -- Aurélien Duboisson
polype- Nombre de messages : 1969
Date d'inscription : 09/03/2009
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Manu La Chatte 2
Legendary creature: Human Wizard
, : Search in your library a card named topdeck, put it on top of your library and draw it. Can be played only if you have no cards in hand
"Chaaaaaaatte" -- Manu la Chatte
1/1
Manu La Daube 2
Legendary creature: Human Wizard
2 , : You deliberately decide not to make any Good play or take any board/card advantage until end of turn. Target opponent must taunt you
"Chuis une daaaaaube" -- Manu la Daube
1/1
Legendary creature: Human Wizard
, : Search in your library a card named topdeck, put it on top of your library and draw it. Can be played only if you have no cards in hand
"Chaaaaaaatte" -- Manu la Chatte
1/1
Manu La Daube 2
Legendary creature: Human Wizard
2 , : You deliberately decide not to make any Good play or take any board/card advantage until end of turn. Target opponent must taunt you
"Chuis une daaaaaube" -- Manu la Daube
1/1
Dernière édition par polype le Sam 10 Juil - 12:13, édité 1 fois
polype- Nombre de messages : 1969
Date d'inscription : 09/03/2009
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Looping 2
Artifact creature: Hound
first strike, trample, protection from cats
"Bwouf" -- Looping
1/1
Artifact creature: Hound
first strike, trample, protection from cats
"Bwouf" -- Looping
1/1
polype- Nombre de messages : 1969
Date d'inscription : 09/03/2009
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Bernie's Philippean flashy cloak with flowers
Artifact - Equipment 2
Target equipped creature loses shadow. Each time equipped creature attacks or blocks, put a counter "ridiculous" on it
Equip 3 (3: attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. this card comes into play unattached and stays in play if the creature leaves play)
"0/9"
Artifact - Equipment 2
Target equipped creature loses shadow. Each time equipped creature attacks or blocks, put a counter "ridiculous" on it
Equip 3 (3: attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. this card comes into play unattached and stays in play if the creature leaves play)
"0/9"
polype- Nombre de messages : 1969
Date d'inscription : 09/03/2009
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Outpost Brussels, the Ultimate Gamecenter
Legendary land
80, T: Remove eight target players from the game. These players finish their current MtG game and start a MtG draft
2,20, T: put a Karmeliet 0/1 artifact creature token into play
0, T: Put a 0/1 Pavlos A -- Colorless artifact legendary creature token into play
0, T: Put a 0/1 Raphaël H -- Colorless artifact legendary creature token into play
0, T: Put a 0/1 Bernie DCC--Colorless artifact legendary creature token into play
"Bernie, une Kriek!" -- Polype
Legendary land
80, T: Remove eight target players from the game. These players finish their current MtG game and start a MtG draft
2,20, T: put a Karmeliet 0/1 artifact creature token into play
0, T: Put a 0/1 Pavlos A -- Colorless artifact legendary creature token into play
0, T: Put a 0/1 Raphaël H -- Colorless artifact legendary creature token into play
0, T: Put a 0/1 Bernie DCC--Colorless artifact legendary creature token into play
"Bernie, une Kriek!" -- Polype
polype- Nombre de messages : 1969
Date d'inscription : 09/03/2009
Re: Magic: the Parody
j'adore comment tu as rebondi avec le Champion's acidic puke
et ça, c'est ultra flavor
Bernie's Philippean flashy cloak with flowers
Artifact - Equipment 2
Target equipped creature loses shadow
et ça, c'est ultra flavor
Bernie's Philippean flashy cloak with flowers
Artifact - Equipment 2
Target equipped creature loses shadow
Nico Truc- Nombre de messages : 6408
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Sunny Cocks
Legendary Creature : Poker Face
You can't lose the game if you're playing a test session.
Look your library, then put the cards back in any order. Play this ability anytime your opponent isn't looking.
You may ignore any rule of the game.
Whenever your opponent calls a judge, take a game lost.
"Je savais pas qu'on pouvait pas <insert broken rule>"
0/4
Legendary Creature : Poker Face
You can't lose the game if you're playing a test session.
Look your library, then put the cards back in any order. Play this ability anytime your opponent isn't looking.
You may ignore any rule of the game.
Whenever your opponent calls a judge, take a game lost.
"Je savais pas qu'on pouvait pas <insert broken rule>"
0/4
Dernière édition par Antoine le Sam 10 Juil - 12:04, édité 1 fois
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Date d'inscription : 03/04/2009
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Phillipe "Polype" Massart
Legendary Creature - Veldaken Artomancer
vigilance, protection from artifact, can block any number of creatures
: put a "Hugoken" counter on target creature, creature with a "Hugoken" counter is a hugoken artefact creature in addition of his creature type.
: each hugoken creature must attack this turn if able.
: return Phillipe "Polype" Massart in his/her owner's hand.
1/7
Hugoken: ....but you have no skills!!!!
Polype: ....who's talking to me....????
Veldaken Academy Chronicles, chapter 3
Legendary Creature - Veldaken Artomancer
vigilance, protection from artifact, can block any number of creatures
: put a "Hugoken" counter on target creature, creature with a "Hugoken" counter is a hugoken artefact creature in addition of his creature type.
: each hugoken creature must attack this turn if able.
: return Phillipe "Polype" Massart in his/her owner's hand.
1/7
Hugoken: ....but you have no skills!!!!
Polype: ....who's talking to me....????
Veldaken Academy Chronicles, chapter 3
Dernière édition par thomass le Mer 14 Juil - 3:45, édité 1 fois
thomass- Modo
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Tom, Master Trashtalker Wannabe
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
, , try to trashtalk an opponent : If this opponent is a beginner at Magic : The Gathering, he have to made a missplay this turn. If not, this opponent laught and trashtalk you back.
, : Make an awful pick in draft. If somebody notice that and tell you 'you are such a newb', you can pay . If you do, trashtalk this person and explain him he is a real daube.
Switch Tom, Master Trashtalker's power and toughness if you are in Day 2 of a tournament.
9/1
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
, , try to trashtalk an opponent : If this opponent is a beginner at Magic : The Gathering, he have to made a missplay this turn. If not, this opponent laught and trashtalk you back.
, : Make an awful pick in draft. If somebody notice that and tell you 'you are such a newb', you can pay . If you do, trashtalk this person and explain him he is a real daube.
Switch Tom, Master Trashtalker's power and toughness if you are in Day 2 of a tournament.
9/1
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Hiroshiman's Rage
sorcery
pay 19 life: Hiroshiman's Rage deal 20 damages to target opponent.
"A Magic, y'a pas d'points pour le style." Marc Monin
sorcery
pay 19 life: Hiroshiman's Rage deal 20 damages to target opponent.
"A Magic, y'a pas d'points pour le style." Marc Monin
Nico Truc- Nombre de messages : 6408
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Dosimont, the Ingineer alterer UW
Dosimont, theIngineer alterer comes onto
the battlefield with five TFE counters on it.
At the begining of your upkeep, remove a TFE counter from
Dosimont, theIngineer alterer then put two TFE counters on it.
Whenever Dosimont, theIngineer alterer has no counters on it,
sacrifice it and put a 10/10 Ingineer creature token with flying, trample and shroud
onto the battlefield.
Shroud
" ..."
0/1
Dosimont, the
the battlefield with five TFE counters on it.
At the begining of your upkeep, remove a TFE counter from
Dosimont, the
Whenever Dosimont, the
sacrifice it and put a 10/10 Ingineer creature token with flying, trample and shroud
onto the battlefield.
Shroud
" ..."
0/1
Dernière édition par eddy le Sam 10 Juil - 13:34, édité 1 fois
eddy- Judge
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Age : 42
Re: Magic: the Parody
Eddy's Rage
Instant
You can play Eddy's Rage only if you think you will win the game.
You lose the game, throw your deck against the wall.
If your opponent is called Manu la chatte, drop from the tournament and go smoking
"putain ... Manu t'es infame ..." Eddy Bollue
Instant
You can play Eddy's Rage only if you think you will win the game.
You lose the game, throw your deck against the wall.
If your opponent is called Manu la chatte, drop from the tournament and go smoking
"putain ... Manu t'es infame ..." Eddy Bollue
Dernière édition par hotshot162 le Sam 10 Juil - 12:04, édité 1 fois
hotshot162- Judge
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Bennichou 1UG
Legendarily random creature : Sore Loser
You can't draw nonland cards.
0/1
"Mais putaiiiiiin"
Legendarily random creature : Sore Loser
You can't draw nonland cards.
0/1
"Mais putaiiiiiin"
Dernière édition par Antoine le Sam 10 Juil - 12:16, édité 1 fois
Antoine- Nombre de messages : 29
Date d'inscription : 03/04/2009
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Berserk of the Wolf
Enchantment - Aura
Target enchanted creature loses its creature type and becomes a 5/5 red trample Human creature named Eddy Bollue
"Putain, arrête de curver et trick moi à la place!!!!" -- Eddy Bollue
Enchantment - Aura
Target enchanted creature loses its creature type and becomes a 5/5 red trample Human creature named Eddy Bollue
"Putain, arrête de curver et trick moi à la place!!!!" -- Eddy Bollue
polype- Nombre de messages : 1969
Date d'inscription : 09/03/2009
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Antoine, the Cocks minion
Legendary creature - Goblin underling
: draft the worst deck ever
: target opponent manaflood
: target opponent manadeath
: target opponent mulligans
you cannot lose the game and your opponent cannot win the game if he controls "Tom, Master Trashtalker Wannabe"
2/1
"T'inquietes pas! J'ai un plan...." Antoine.
Legendary creature - Goblin underling
: draft the worst deck ever
: target opponent manaflood
: target opponent manadeath
: target opponent mulligans
you cannot lose the game and your opponent cannot win the game if he controls "Tom, Master Trashtalker Wannabe"
2/1
"T'inquietes pas! J'ai un plan...." Antoine.
Dernière édition par thomass le Mer 14 Juil - 3:46, édité 1 fois
thomass- Modo
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Date d'inscription : 28/09/2008
Re: Magic: the Parody
si on était un minimum sérieux cette capacité mériterait haut la main la palme de l'inutilité.thomass a écrit:
: target opponent mulligans
Nico Truc- Nombre de messages : 6408
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